Bums are weird, fyi

I drove into the alley behind erin’s old place, saw a homelessy looking dude go stand between two garbage cans and appear to be talking to the vent on the building the cans were next to (maybe just to himself but was looking at the vents). I got out of the car and poped my trunk and stood there for a second and he walks out from between the cans and looks at me and goes, “thanks man, thanks for not fucking with me. Thanks for not fucling with me. Happy thanksgiving. I saw my family it was great. Thanks for not fucking with me. This was a geat day. Thanks for not fucking with me.” and waived at me a couple times and by that time he was rounding the corner of the building.

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